4 members of the Jamaican Bobsled Team

Olla Citizens of Gotham,

Nice to see you again. Apparently we've gone big in the US (2 Views!!!!!!!), we feel quite comfortable in the fact that we may be moving out of the batcave and into a massive bat mansion with butlers and stuff reeeeal soon. Anyway, enough about that and straight into the tiger blood juice which is the batcave blog, of terror. We are diversifying from our usual direct factual accounts of life and are now going to start reviewing movies for you all. But we couldn't be arsed actually going to the movies so we are just going to review movies based on their trailers, if we see them on TV.

Movie Review #1
Abduction
Starring: we think it's one of the kids from Twilight (not the pasty one) and Sigourney Weaver.
Plot: We're fairly sure somebody got abducted, there was some background music, Sigourney is looking at Oscar buzz all up in her grill. From memory there was  black car involved, typical of abductions
What we think: Don't bother, it stinks of a below par Mel Gibson movie, after he went all racial on the jews.
Rating: 3 Bats out of 10 Bats

Movie Review #2
Footloose
Starring: Some gimps
Plot: Looks to be the same as the one that was done back in the day, just minus Swayze and Baby. Pretty sure baby gets put in the corner this time for not having enough life skills. She also has a clubbed foot and can't dance properly
What we think: No Swayze, No deal!!!!!
Rating: No Swayze, No score!!!!


Heres some things we've being saying in the batcave recently
: Lets tango our way into a seniroitas pantalonas
: We don't kid about Quiche


Ok, so go out, don't go watch those movies. In all honesty they were probly worse than what we gave them credit for. And that is all we have to say today. I think we cluster bombed too much in the first couple of installments of this great read, so we are goin to collect knowledge, especially drunken knowledge and report back at a later date. Probably Hangover Sunday.

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http://www.27bslash6.com/


Til next time habibs
Batcave Over and Out