Team,
We did say that we would blog about the dealings of Saturday Night, but unfortunately, due to uncontrollable circumstances, we are unable to recollect the exact series of events that led us to end up in our beds alone on Sunday morning. We assume that the copious amounts of Southern comfort we devoured didnt conveniently metamorphise us into debonair men of high society, and thus give us the ability to lure women into the batcave.
Anyway, enough about our failings, it's time to set some goals. Without goals, life sucks. The key is to set goals that are achievable. A wise person once said "Grasp for the Stars, atleast you'll get a handful of clouds". They were so so wrong. Shoot for clouds, and then if you don't get any, walk it off and set some new goals.
So below is a list of goals that we have set ourselves, which are basically very achievable and therefore you will see them being ticked off within a week.
1. Somehow get the Yvonne Strahovski (from Chuck) to come over for Salmon and salad.
- The good news is that she grew up in Sydney, which is where the Batcave is located, roughly speaking. According to our great Private Investigator skills we have also been made aware that she actually went to UWS. This means that she has been to penrith and was able to live. A definite plus. All we need to do is somehow get her here, for before mentioned, salad and salmon. Which will be delicious. If she's lucky she would get Scrambled Eggs with Peri Peri sauce in the morning.
2. Listen to way sweet tunes more often
P.Diddy is Great. We will listen to his many albums. And also Cobrastyle!!!! (By teddybears). Foster the People.
3. Achieve World Peace
We will NOT be racist in public aka keeping the peace
4. Become Lords
We are going to invest in some real estate in the land of where men wear dresses.Apparently this is legit, and as such our passports warrant the title Lord. Plus we will be Lords of the Batcave.
5. Turn Water into Wine
This is convenient because Sweet baby Jesus is coming to visit on Monday. He's bringing taco Bell. It would probably be easier for him to do it, as he has had more expereince and we were just going to go to the store, buy some wine, come back to the Batcave, tell him that we performed said miracle, and then have a delicious meal of salmon and Salad.
Ok, that's our goals. It's gonna be pretty easy i think. In the mean time we will continue to watch Chuck, to gather more intel. Honestly we'll just stare and drool.
We aren't goin to leave you hanging, here are some links to things that are in circulation in the Batcave at present, some of it is a bit Old school, but hilarious none the less. Due to the severe lackluster attitude that this blog now dishes up we have resorted to linking youtube clips. That's all from us on another exciting installation of hope to the masses. Please, if you want us to discuss any topics, let us know. We are pretty knowledgeable, so it won't be too much of a stretch to discuss anything.
Peace Out Friendos
Dave Chapelle - Rick James
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwgvwFWK_dQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYrfKkmNGEk&feature=related
Paul Zerdin - Funny Habib
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5XdIdIP-Vo
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