Numero Deux

To our loyal followers,
Due to recent feedback that the first of our Batcave blogs was total shite, we are here to make amends and provide you with some topical discussions. So, here we go:

1. How the hell are we gonna get sweet marys to the Batcave?

We have no idea. Kidnapping is frowned upon. and talking to them in french hasn't worked. I am sick of looking at smoking hot bitches, on tv, in the movies, on the train, in planes, at the gym, at the bus stop, walking down the street, at work and at the Vatican. Allegedly, theres a man drought in sydney. Well look out ladies, the Batcave is ready for business. Well after we purchase our erotic, but tasteful art for the wall, we will be ready for business. I'm perfectly sure our two, and only followers, could ellaborate how to pick up said hotties. Having said that I know one of them tricked his current girlfriend into liking him by pretending he wasnt drunk.

Things that may work include:
- Lying through the skin of our teeth.
- being nice and smiling constantly
- going to the gym 8 days a week and looking like Thor
- getting some chick to go shopping ang pick our neat clothes for us.
- learning enough french to let them think we are cultured, without sounding like massive nerdburgers.

Things that won't work:
- yelling at them
- loitering outside their windows.
- dancing like you're playing basketball.
- being the drunkest human on earth but still thinking you are smooth as silk

2. How fucking good is Peri-Peri Sauce?!?

This second chapter of this blog, thati'm already getting over writing, is dedicated to peri peri sauce. It is tops. We use it in our scramble eggs in the morning (recommended to the max), and we made Grillz' burgers look and taste like they were made by a hobo named Geoffery with no thumbs and a stutter. It comes in mild, kinda hot and fuck-my-mouth hot. It is delicious. We can't stress this enough. This is what the ladies who do venture into the batcave like lost deer are in for, delicious food covered in peri peri sauce. Unless they like Salmon cos we cook that good too without peri peri sauce.


3. Shut up Manly

For gods sake, can you pretentious wankfests complain anymore about everything??? You didnt play at Brooky......so what....you knew you weren't at the start of the year, you all agreed to it. So 14000 people turn up, to a ground 20 minutes away from your homeground......and you whinge you would have got 20 000.  So 6000 people couldnt be bothered about going 20mins??? coolest and best fans ever. Go Knights!!


4. Guests Bloggers

We are gonna need some guest bloggers cos i cant keep this up.


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