Hello friendos,
Monday.......Voted worst day of the week EVER by everyone with a job since the early Egyptians started building the Pyramids. Granted that the people who constructed the pyramids were in fact slaves, it should be still noted that they hated Mondays the most. Anyway after that rant, its time to delve into the deep murky waters of things we've witnessed outside of the walls of the Batcave. And let me tell you, we see some things. Honestly we see more than we remember. But anyway, here we go
Extreme Gardening
When anyone thinks about the wonderful world of gardening, inevitably the Green Thumb that you think of is Don Burke, the bearded Garden Nazi with a love of lemon trees and all things grass. You wouldn't really think of an elderly Asian man with a Bike helmet and safety glasses literally attacking some kind of fern with a rake would you? It ended up a fern massacre.
Public Displays of......Spewing (If you don't like spew, skip this section)
I think its reasonable to assume, that at one point or another, anyone who has put alcohol into their faceholes (mouth) has either had a "Sneaky Bulimic" spew or a "Was that an Exorcism?" Spew. What you don't really expect that either of these occur before the sun goes down. Well my friends they missed that memo in Stathfield. Whilst on a trip to the bathroom at the train station, the cubicle was locked, so I thought nothing of it. There was a bit of coughing, but as a general follower of medicine I assumed that the change of seasons may have led this poor customer into obtaining some kind of flu strain. What came next was the vomit session of a lifetime. Not being able to actually see (Thank the Lord), the noise of what sounded like a poltergeist trying to escape from a human being, more than made up for it. Also the spew flying out from underneath the door onto my shoe. I'm gonna go all CSI now and state that he was in fact, a meth addict, or a possessed hobgoblin.
Tuckermax.com
Now, Tucker Max has been around for years, as both a person and a person with a blog. He basically tells stories. Stories which have a plot based in and around truth. We find him quite funny. But we here at the Batcave have started learning the ways of the lady folk and have come to the conclusion that if you act like Tucker Max, even though you may find it funny, it probably isn't and you are just being rude. Case in point, we decided to test out his theories of picking up women, by being forward and obnoxious. The story goes:
Batcaver: Do you speak French?
Hot Girl: No
Batcaver: Tu es l'air beau
Hot Girl: What does that mean?
Batcaver: You look beautiful
Hot Girl: Oh thanks very much!
Batcaver: Oh.....no....I was just using my french
*Hot Girl stops talking to Batcaver
Lesson learned?
- Know more French
- Don't try and be someone you're not (Tucker Max)
Ok, well thats the final blog for Season One. Luckily, season Two will most likely start next week. we don't follow the rules of the silver screen and have a season once a year. Also we have 12 episodes per season. We are just that great.
Laterz
Monday, 31 October 2011
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
Starting XI (No need to read this one)
Evening,
The Batcave is looking more like a Lamp Cemetery at present. We have received 3 generous lamp donations and all have met a rapid demise, so they are all in the corner (with baby). Lamp one fell apart all over the Batcave floor. Lamp two had its chord dangling from the rear of one of the Bat Mobiles leaving it all mong and stuff. And Lamp three broke in half. Being awesome CSI's we have discovered a common link between all these lamps, and its not one of the Batcave members being full rio, its Ikea. All made in Sweden. Never trust a Swede in a lamp shop. Now to more pressing matters:
I think we can safely say that in our time at the Batcave not many of the Worlds hardest hitting issues have been solved in comparison to how many have been addressed. This is about to change. With our think tanks set to Kosovo and our knowledge beyond comprehension, we have cornered a couple of issues faced by not only by Batcavers, but also the common man. So be prepared for your brain to melt:
Dieting
Reaction to dieting is often typified by fat people wondering why the lettuce on their Big Macs doesn't make them skinny like Kate Moss. There are, allegedly, so many ways to make us thinner and therefore absolute sexy machines. Forget exercise; diets can make you slimmer, more attractive and weigh less than your former fat self. We at the Batcave have discovered a way in which people wishing to lose a few of those extra pesky 35-40 kilos can do so, without having to resort to Bulimia or drinking copious amounts of Coconut Milk. The answer is Ramadan.
Having not really researched the topic, and only making assumptions which lead to wild accusations, Ramadan is a period of a month in the Islamic calender year where followers aren't allowed to eat during daylight hours. This means they can only go to town after dark. From having not eaten all day, everyone is too tired to think about eating and go straight to sleep as soon as the sun goes down. You will be thin in no time!!!!!
The con of this diet is obviously that the other 11 months of the year are a fat kids wet dream and there's only one month of sexy time. (Fortunately for the ladyfolk, Ramadan doesn't fall during Movember) So if you have that wedding coming up, school formal or any other event where it is fashionable to rock in weighing 42.5 kilos, make sure its on after Ramadan. Otherwise, don't turn up and eat a pie. Also you may have to convert to Islam to participate.
The word "Mong"
This word is brandished about willy nilly by any old Tom, Dick and/or Harry with half a vocabulary and knowledge of the English language. Recently there has been uproar at the use of this word by super funny dude Ricky Gervais. (Once again, no real research has gone into clearing up what actually was said, cos the Batcave ain't got no twitter, so just keep that in mind before you put gypsy curses on us) We are on team Gervais on this one. I think we can all agree that words barely have any meaning what so ever anymore, and this word has just turned into a descriptive word for an idiot. Plus Ricky Gervais makes us laugh, and that my friends is the key to any good relationship.....allegedly.
Changes in the Weather
One day its hot, the next day it's cold. Whats going on El Nino? Or is it the government? Yes, its all the Governments fault.
What Happens when you spew on your shoe?
Clean it up before you leave, and if anyone asks its Yoghurt.
Hopefully your brains are in tact from the deluge of problems being solved, because its time to review some movies....
Review #1 Twilight
Starring: That pasty kid and his missus, that guy from Abduction, a State Forrest
What Happens: The pasty guy and his missus get married but apparently this isn't happy times because everyone looks super sad. She hugs someone else other than her husband (whore) and then looks generally forlorn for the rest of the trailer. They all go to some big forrest for a dance party but they all stand around doing nothing because the only music that anyone bought was this sad symphany orchestra track which sums up their glumness for being alive.
What we think: Having not seen any of the Twilights, its hard to assess whats going on here. That dude needs to see some sun though, his Vitamin D levels must be at dangerously low levels. It has a wedding in it, and as a general rule of thumb, we try and stay clear of any movies with weddings in it
Score: 1 Vampire out of a Werewolf
Review #2 Warrior
Starring: Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, a couple of MMA Fighters and a hot chick
What Happens: Joel and Tom are brothers. Tom is mean, Joel is nice. Papa Nick Nolte loves them both equally, but they think they have to fight for his love because their mother may or may not have run away when they were just little. They have to fight each other, after they both beat Brock Lesner.
What we think: This actually looks pretty good. Worth a watch. Plus it's about to sky rocket Joel Edgerton into A-List Hot chick heaven.
Score: A knockout blow to the face
Well that's all for another enthralling installment. If you are doubtful at all about whether or not you are actually loving this here are some testimonials:
Gary, Adelaide: Top stuff Batcave, I wish I could live in the Batcave
Jenny, Sydney: Are you guys single because I want to be all up in dat
New York Times: 5 Star, too good for actual words, Yeerrddddyyy!!!!
Ok, that's all from us, Stay Safe, look out for trick or treaters!!!
Laterz
The Batcave is looking more like a Lamp Cemetery at present. We have received 3 generous lamp donations and all have met a rapid demise, so they are all in the corner (with baby). Lamp one fell apart all over the Batcave floor. Lamp two had its chord dangling from the rear of one of the Bat Mobiles leaving it all mong and stuff. And Lamp three broke in half. Being awesome CSI's we have discovered a common link between all these lamps, and its not one of the Batcave members being full rio, its Ikea. All made in Sweden. Never trust a Swede in a lamp shop. Now to more pressing matters:
I think we can safely say that in our time at the Batcave not many of the Worlds hardest hitting issues have been solved in comparison to how many have been addressed. This is about to change. With our think tanks set to Kosovo and our knowledge beyond comprehension, we have cornered a couple of issues faced by not only by Batcavers, but also the common man. So be prepared for your brain to melt:
Dieting
Reaction to dieting is often typified by fat people wondering why the lettuce on their Big Macs doesn't make them skinny like Kate Moss. There are, allegedly, so many ways to make us thinner and therefore absolute sexy machines. Forget exercise; diets can make you slimmer, more attractive and weigh less than your former fat self. We at the Batcave have discovered a way in which people wishing to lose a few of those extra pesky 35-40 kilos can do so, without having to resort to Bulimia or drinking copious amounts of Coconut Milk. The answer is Ramadan.
Having not really researched the topic, and only making assumptions which lead to wild accusations, Ramadan is a period of a month in the Islamic calender year where followers aren't allowed to eat during daylight hours. This means they can only go to town after dark. From having not eaten all day, everyone is too tired to think about eating and go straight to sleep as soon as the sun goes down. You will be thin in no time!!!!!
The con of this diet is obviously that the other 11 months of the year are a fat kids wet dream and there's only one month of sexy time. (Fortunately for the ladyfolk, Ramadan doesn't fall during Movember) So if you have that wedding coming up, school formal or any other event where it is fashionable to rock in weighing 42.5 kilos, make sure its on after Ramadan. Otherwise, don't turn up and eat a pie. Also you may have to convert to Islam to participate.
The word "Mong"
This word is brandished about willy nilly by any old Tom, Dick and/or Harry with half a vocabulary and knowledge of the English language. Recently there has been uproar at the use of this word by super funny dude Ricky Gervais. (Once again, no real research has gone into clearing up what actually was said, cos the Batcave ain't got no twitter, so just keep that in mind before you put gypsy curses on us) We are on team Gervais on this one. I think we can all agree that words barely have any meaning what so ever anymore, and this word has just turned into a descriptive word for an idiot. Plus Ricky Gervais makes us laugh, and that my friends is the key to any good relationship.....allegedly.
Changes in the Weather
One day its hot, the next day it's cold. Whats going on El Nino? Or is it the government? Yes, its all the Governments fault.
What Happens when you spew on your shoe?
Clean it up before you leave, and if anyone asks its Yoghurt.
Hopefully your brains are in tact from the deluge of problems being solved, because its time to review some movies....
Review #1 Twilight
Starring: That pasty kid and his missus, that guy from Abduction, a State Forrest
What Happens: The pasty guy and his missus get married but apparently this isn't happy times because everyone looks super sad. She hugs someone else other than her husband (whore) and then looks generally forlorn for the rest of the trailer. They all go to some big forrest for a dance party but they all stand around doing nothing because the only music that anyone bought was this sad symphany orchestra track which sums up their glumness for being alive.
What we think: Having not seen any of the Twilights, its hard to assess whats going on here. That dude needs to see some sun though, his Vitamin D levels must be at dangerously low levels. It has a wedding in it, and as a general rule of thumb, we try and stay clear of any movies with weddings in it
Score: 1 Vampire out of a Werewolf
Review #2 Warrior
Starring: Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy, Nick Nolte, a couple of MMA Fighters and a hot chick
What Happens: Joel and Tom are brothers. Tom is mean, Joel is nice. Papa Nick Nolte loves them both equally, but they think they have to fight for his love because their mother may or may not have run away when they were just little. They have to fight each other, after they both beat Brock Lesner.
What we think: This actually looks pretty good. Worth a watch. Plus it's about to sky rocket Joel Edgerton into A-List Hot chick heaven.
Score: A knockout blow to the face
Well that's all for another enthralling installment. If you are doubtful at all about whether or not you are actually loving this here are some testimonials:
Gary, Adelaide: Top stuff Batcave, I wish I could live in the Batcave
Jenny, Sydney: Are you guys single because I want to be all up in dat
New York Times: 5 Star, too good for actual words, Yeerrddddyyy!!!!
Ok, that's all from us, Stay Safe, look out for trick or treaters!!!
Laterz
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
10. Run a Decathlon
Howdy friendos,
Lucky you!! Its bloggin time......Heres some sweet reviews from the past week of our lives. Im pretty sure this is what our blogs have come to, cos unless we are on the piss there are no real stories, or actual enthusiasm in creating these wonderful online memoirs.
Review #1 Sam Simmons Stand Up
Having to travel to Marrickville and get out of the car is never a pleasant experience for anyone, but in order to see Sam Simmons' stand-up show, thats exactly what we had to do. Whilst Marrickville is close to the airport, or at least underneath a flight path, it is a hell hole where pubs don't have bistros and illegal immigrants can start up mechanical businesses willy-nilly. Anyway, we made it, Thank the Jesus, and here is our review of his show:
Walking in we were greeted by a rather pleasant outdoor setting equipped with a bar. It was just unfortunate said bar was filled with some kind of German wish wash, that tasted like water, and allegedly had 3 ingredients, and no, love was not one of them. First World Problem. Anyway we loitered around that area with the other patrons until some dude with too much power let us in. There we sat for approximately 7 minutes listening to some sweet tunes including some Christmas classics, waiting for the headline act. And then old sambo arrived on stage dressed up to the nines, foggin up his space helmet.
Welcome to random town! Population Sam Simmons. The next hour was a mind fuck of a good time, including the use of various props, food articles, dickwads named Nathan and the voice overs from sweet chicks. One of the sweet chicks was Steph Hughes from JJJ, she wore a raincoat. She had inside knowledge that some poor dickwad (Nathan) was going to get wet and she didn't want none of that action. Anyway, he sweated up there for an hour being funny, and everyone laughed.
What did we think: It was Fucking funny. Like funnier than watching a baby on a train. Totally random, and thats what kept it interesting. Also his stupid looking face.
Score: 16 laughter bombs out of 20 laughter bombs.
Review #2 The Cup
Starring: Stephen Curry, Dan McPherson, a bunch of other home doggers from Neighbours and Home and Away, Brendan Gleeson
What Happens: The Cup is based on the race that Stops the Nation, The Melbourne Cup, The Kentucky Derby, The Saudi Arabian Sand Fly Olympics, pick one. Basically what happens is one of the jockeys/midgets falls off a horse that was shot by a sniper and the story revolves around how people who break their neck can still be jockeys/midgets and race in the Melbourne Cup with a neck brace and a can do attitude.
What we think: Keep your money and wait for the Melbourne Cup, it'll be more exciting and you have the chance to actually win some money rather than definately losing your money going to watch this.
Score: 6 lengths out of a Country Mile
Boooooom!! Take those knowledge bombs. When we do more fun stuff we will write more garbage. And thats a scientific fact.
Batcave, Ouuuuuut
Lucky you!! Its bloggin time......Heres some sweet reviews from the past week of our lives. Im pretty sure this is what our blogs have come to, cos unless we are on the piss there are no real stories, or actual enthusiasm in creating these wonderful online memoirs.
Review #1 Sam Simmons Stand Up
Having to travel to Marrickville and get out of the car is never a pleasant experience for anyone, but in order to see Sam Simmons' stand-up show, thats exactly what we had to do. Whilst Marrickville is close to the airport, or at least underneath a flight path, it is a hell hole where pubs don't have bistros and illegal immigrants can start up mechanical businesses willy-nilly. Anyway, we made it, Thank the Jesus, and here is our review of his show:
Walking in we were greeted by a rather pleasant outdoor setting equipped with a bar. It was just unfortunate said bar was filled with some kind of German wish wash, that tasted like water, and allegedly had 3 ingredients, and no, love was not one of them. First World Problem. Anyway we loitered around that area with the other patrons until some dude with too much power let us in. There we sat for approximately 7 minutes listening to some sweet tunes including some Christmas classics, waiting for the headline act. And then old sambo arrived on stage dressed up to the nines, foggin up his space helmet.
Welcome to random town! Population Sam Simmons. The next hour was a mind fuck of a good time, including the use of various props, food articles, dickwads named Nathan and the voice overs from sweet chicks. One of the sweet chicks was Steph Hughes from JJJ, she wore a raincoat. She had inside knowledge that some poor dickwad (Nathan) was going to get wet and she didn't want none of that action. Anyway, he sweated up there for an hour being funny, and everyone laughed.
What did we think: It was Fucking funny. Like funnier than watching a baby on a train. Totally random, and thats what kept it interesting. Also his stupid looking face.
Score: 16 laughter bombs out of 20 laughter bombs.
Review #2 The Cup
Starring: Stephen Curry, Dan McPherson, a bunch of other home doggers from Neighbours and Home and Away, Brendan Gleeson
What Happens: The Cup is based on the race that Stops the Nation, The Melbourne Cup, The Kentucky Derby, The Saudi Arabian Sand Fly Olympics, pick one. Basically what happens is one of the jockeys/midgets falls off a horse that was shot by a sniper and the story revolves around how people who break their neck can still be jockeys/midgets and race in the Melbourne Cup with a neck brace and a can do attitude.
What we think: Keep your money and wait for the Melbourne Cup, it'll be more exciting and you have the chance to actually win some money rather than definately losing your money going to watch this.
Score: 6 lengths out of a Country Mile
Boooooom!! Take those knowledge bombs. When we do more fun stuff we will write more garbage. And thats a scientific fact.
Batcave, Ouuuuuut
Saturday, 15 October 2011
Route 9: Welcome to Burbank
Greetings,
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The cherry has been popped!!! One of the prestigious members of the Batcave has done it!!! Literally, and metaphorically. Sir Edmond Hilary scaling Everest, pffffffffft. Harry Potter beating Voldemort pffffffffft. Being able to grocery shop without psyching up before hand pffffffft. These feats do not even begin to compare with the monumental achievement completed last night. She was hot, she seemed nice, plus she liked magic, and she doesn't know about this blog. Good times.
Not much more needs to be said really, but as we are in the depths of another terrible hangover we might as well make hay while the sunshines and uses the creative juices flowing throw our super awesome brains. There hasn't really been any movie trailers that we've seen on the TV, so we will review some other stuff instead.
Review #1 The Wombats Gig
The Batcave and its entourage of Party Criminals ventured outside into the dark of night to attend what only can be described as a lovely low key evening spent with friends. What really happened? We got super blind, jumped heaps and then went to bed. This gig was off the chain!!! There were super hot sweet marys roaming around with their super cool attitudes and nice attire, on a downer most of the them were gaol bait, and we had to keep a close eye on one of the Party Criminals...........just kidding, we are all legit. Faker, what a bunch of noobs. They have one song, thats not even that good, but the filled in their allotted time by running across stage and generally thinking highly of themselves. We didnt rate them as highly, 1 star out of the Milky Way.
The Wombats came on and blew our minds with sweet tunes til we finished up sweaty heaps of human and walked outside into the rain. Quite good considering we were hot. Then we started the reactor!! There was love, spilt drinks, slips and trips, yelling, the Crowie, Midget dancing, alot of Sneaking about and general misbehaviour. It was good times. Wombats get a perfect score of 15/15 buttons and a purple heart cos they wounded our hearts.
Review #2 The Crowie
What a hell hole. Even though this is the fine establishment that the beforementioned sweet Mary was found, it gets a serious dis for not letting us in first off, making us walk down the hill to get a different shirt on, then go back, literally 8minutes later, and they let us in without a fuss. Whats the deal crowie?? What is the deal?
Review #3 The colour of the walls in the Batcave
Kind of a creamy yellow colour, not that fussed on it to be honest. Doesnt match our cool couch or dining room table. 6 Balloons out of the Colour Red.
Anyway, thatll do, I've lost interest in writing this and more interest in having a nap. So please keep an eye on the internet, when you're all not looking at porn (we're onto you) and wait patiently for new updates
In the interest of trying to get the most out of the blogging industry and get as many hits as possible, the below list is the most searched in google on the 14th of October. Hopefully this trick will work a treat and fool the unsuspecting humans of planet earth into reading the blog, and therefore appreciating our lives and Batcave.
Rick Ross, Make your mark, midnight madness, ira, zack grienke, ford evos, hilary duff pregnant and the skin i live in.
Also, heres some other ones, just for good measure
The Hindenberg, X-Box games, Free Nude Chicks, The Notebook
Right, Ouuuuuut
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The cherry has been popped!!! One of the prestigious members of the Batcave has done it!!! Literally, and metaphorically. Sir Edmond Hilary scaling Everest, pffffffffft. Harry Potter beating Voldemort pffffffffft. Being able to grocery shop without psyching up before hand pffffffft. These feats do not even begin to compare with the monumental achievement completed last night. She was hot, she seemed nice, plus she liked magic, and she doesn't know about this blog. Good times.
Not much more needs to be said really, but as we are in the depths of another terrible hangover we might as well make hay while the sunshines and uses the creative juices flowing throw our super awesome brains. There hasn't really been any movie trailers that we've seen on the TV, so we will review some other stuff instead.
Review #1 The Wombats Gig
The Batcave and its entourage of Party Criminals ventured outside into the dark of night to attend what only can be described as a lovely low key evening spent with friends. What really happened? We got super blind, jumped heaps and then went to bed. This gig was off the chain!!! There were super hot sweet marys roaming around with their super cool attitudes and nice attire, on a downer most of the them were gaol bait, and we had to keep a close eye on one of the Party Criminals...........just kidding, we are all legit. Faker, what a bunch of noobs. They have one song, thats not even that good, but the filled in their allotted time by running across stage and generally thinking highly of themselves. We didnt rate them as highly, 1 star out of the Milky Way.
The Wombats came on and blew our minds with sweet tunes til we finished up sweaty heaps of human and walked outside into the rain. Quite good considering we were hot. Then we started the reactor!! There was love, spilt drinks, slips and trips, yelling, the Crowie, Midget dancing, alot of Sneaking about and general misbehaviour. It was good times. Wombats get a perfect score of 15/15 buttons and a purple heart cos they wounded our hearts.
Review #2 The Crowie
What a hell hole. Even though this is the fine establishment that the beforementioned sweet Mary was found, it gets a serious dis for not letting us in first off, making us walk down the hill to get a different shirt on, then go back, literally 8minutes later, and they let us in without a fuss. Whats the deal crowie?? What is the deal?
Review #3 The colour of the walls in the Batcave
Kind of a creamy yellow colour, not that fussed on it to be honest. Doesnt match our cool couch or dining room table. 6 Balloons out of the Colour Red.
Anyway, thatll do, I've lost interest in writing this and more interest in having a nap. So please keep an eye on the internet, when you're all not looking at porn (we're onto you) and wait patiently for new updates
In the interest of trying to get the most out of the blogging industry and get as many hits as possible, the below list is the most searched in google on the 14th of October. Hopefully this trick will work a treat and fool the unsuspecting humans of planet earth into reading the blog, and therefore appreciating our lives and Batcave.
Rick Ross, Make your mark, midnight madness, ira, zack grienke, ford evos, hilary duff pregnant and the skin i live in.
Also, heres some other ones, just for good measure
The Hindenberg, X-Box games, Free Nude Chicks, The Notebook
Right, Ouuuuuut
Thursday, 6 October 2011
Chapter 8: The World's Our Oyster
Evening all,
The Batcave has been winning like Charlie Sheen with a prossy bailed up in his bathroom, today. We are so happy we thought we would share with you all. And then we will review the hell out of some things that we have encountered over the past period of time since the last of our glorious blogs. Firstly though, the winning ways started when one of the members of the Batcave graduated from his University degree. Then the Telstra bill was obliterated because they were trying to be all sneaky and we were like, whaaaaaat? So we had our bill slashed. Then when we were going to dinner at our fav restaurant, the Stoned Crow, we didnt have to wait for the little green man at all. Then we had a delicious meal, $12, Bargain. Then when we were coming home we caught the little green man without waiting, and then we watched Chuck. Our fav show here at the Batcave right now.
Phew, now that you have got over the adrenalin rush of our evening, it's time to review some things. We havent really caught many movie trailers of late on the TV, so we have taken our hand at reviewing other things.
Review #1 Wrapido, Crows Nest
This sneaky little cafe had us hooked with its menu, which said "Breakfast" and it was 11:30am. The meals were good, the Berry Frapps were off the chain!!! and the chick who served us was super nice and had mad waitressing skills. Plus we told her to read this, so I hope she did. It was a public holiday, so the prices were rat jacked a little, but we were hungover so we could not have cared less.
Would we go there again: I think its pretty inevitable that we will be hungover again.
Review #2 New Orleans Cafe, Crows Nest
This place had good bubbaganoosh or some Mississippi crap like that. The corn bread is worth mentioning as it was delicious to the power of N, and the chicks up there doin the old serving job to the customers were super hot, plus they had some sweet tunes. The only fail is that at 11:30am, they stop serving breakfast. So if you get there at 11:31am, like we did, hit the road if you want breakfast.
Would we go there again: Chicks are hot, yes
Review #3 Stoned Crow, Crows Nest
The old local that has this Red Beer and good vibes. It is pretty yuppie, but so are we. We are there at
least twice a week, everyone is friendly and the food is worth the minimal amount of money that is exchanged for said food. Its just good, do it.
Would we go there again: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Review #4 The Three Musketeers
Starring: Legloas from Lord of the Rings, the 5th Element, Couple of other historical looking dudes, The Goodyear blimp, some kid with an attitude problem (Gen Y), Hans Lander
Plot: This documentary tells the stories how 3 dudes with fencing swords destroy and army that has blimps. There is a kid they are trying to train cos they are so pompous nobody else will put up with their garbage. Legolas grows a seedy moe to win a contest and Milla Jovavich or however you spell it does some sweet Kung Fu moves.
What we think: Looks lame, if you are 14 you should go see it, and also stop reading this blog.
Score: 5 Coins out of a bag of silver.
And what would this blog be without a sneaky youtube clip. If anyone has seen Eastbound and Down you will know Kenny Powers is a legend, and his association with K Swiss is even more legendary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_9Yxr0blo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vStCabn7He0
Ok y'all thats enough for this installment, tell all you loved ones about this. we have got over 1000 hits, which we find slightly bewildering, but none the less we are superstars of the blogging community.
Ouuuuut
The Batcave has been winning like Charlie Sheen with a prossy bailed up in his bathroom, today. We are so happy we thought we would share with you all. And then we will review the hell out of some things that we have encountered over the past period of time since the last of our glorious blogs. Firstly though, the winning ways started when one of the members of the Batcave graduated from his University degree. Then the Telstra bill was obliterated because they were trying to be all sneaky and we were like, whaaaaaat? So we had our bill slashed. Then when we were going to dinner at our fav restaurant, the Stoned Crow, we didnt have to wait for the little green man at all. Then we had a delicious meal, $12, Bargain. Then when we were coming home we caught the little green man without waiting, and then we watched Chuck. Our fav show here at the Batcave right now.
Phew, now that you have got over the adrenalin rush of our evening, it's time to review some things. We havent really caught many movie trailers of late on the TV, so we have taken our hand at reviewing other things.
Review #1 Wrapido, Crows Nest
This sneaky little cafe had us hooked with its menu, which said "Breakfast" and it was 11:30am. The meals were good, the Berry Frapps were off the chain!!! and the chick who served us was super nice and had mad waitressing skills. Plus we told her to read this, so I hope she did. It was a public holiday, so the prices were rat jacked a little, but we were hungover so we could not have cared less.
Would we go there again: I think its pretty inevitable that we will be hungover again.
Review #2 New Orleans Cafe, Crows Nest
This place had good bubbaganoosh or some Mississippi crap like that. The corn bread is worth mentioning as it was delicious to the power of N, and the chicks up there doin the old serving job to the customers were super hot, plus they had some sweet tunes. The only fail is that at 11:30am, they stop serving breakfast. So if you get there at 11:31am, like we did, hit the road if you want breakfast.
Would we go there again: Chicks are hot, yes
Review #3 Stoned Crow, Crows Nest
The old local that has this Red Beer and good vibes. It is pretty yuppie, but so are we. We are there at
least twice a week, everyone is friendly and the food is worth the minimal amount of money that is exchanged for said food. Its just good, do it.
Would we go there again: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Review #4 The Three Musketeers
Starring: Legloas from Lord of the Rings, the 5th Element, Couple of other historical looking dudes, The Goodyear blimp, some kid with an attitude problem (Gen Y), Hans Lander
Plot: This documentary tells the stories how 3 dudes with fencing swords destroy and army that has blimps. There is a kid they are trying to train cos they are so pompous nobody else will put up with their garbage. Legolas grows a seedy moe to win a contest and Milla Jovavich or however you spell it does some sweet Kung Fu moves.
What we think: Looks lame, if you are 14 you should go see it, and also stop reading this blog.
Score: 5 Coins out of a bag of silver.
And what would this blog be without a sneaky youtube clip. If anyone has seen Eastbound and Down you will know Kenny Powers is a legend, and his association with K Swiss is even more legendary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_9Yxr0blo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vStCabn7He0
Ok y'all thats enough for this installment, tell all you loved ones about this. we have got over 1000 hits, which we find slightly bewildering, but none the less we are superstars of the blogging community.
Ouuuuut
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Snow White and 7 Dwarves
Hello Amigos,
Just sitting here, in the Batcave, loving life, as per usual, thinking of maneuvers of how to make our way into seniroitas pantalonas and what do we see our our massive television? A movie that we must review, sad days for us, but as it states in our By-Laws, if there is a movie to be reviewed, then we must review it
Movie: Reel Steel
Starring: Hugh Jackman, the hot chick from lost (Kate), [There were other hot ones in the show, the one who dated Sawyer i was particularly in Love with, but she's not in this movie], some robots
Plot: Hugh Jackman wishes he was a robot, so he gets super buff and has a fling with Kate from Lost. Theres some robots doing things/boxing, some dramatic music and a workshop.
What we think: Poor mans transformers.
Score: 5 bats out of 10 bats
Now to more important business, our life goals. Honestly, we may have fibbed when we said we would accomplish these goals (see the 6th blog in the series) in any period of time, let a lone a week! the only thing we have done is listen to sweet tunes, in particular Toto - Africa. No chicks have been here. There has been some dating with escorts though, and we are definately scouring the depths of humanity in search of candidates for love, but alas our endevours always seem to be thwarted by the devils nector a.k.a Beer. Too many beers. The excessive amounts of fun that exude from our bodies when we drink is just too much for the lady folk, who just seem to regret having to look at us. We'll get them though, as the Batcave is now vacuumed and looking less like a cave, and more like a vacuumed cave. Chicks love that
First World Problems
Heres a list of First World Problems that have affected us this week:
1.Hot Water went out for 3 days, We were cold.
Comparison: Its too hot in Africa and they get too hot.
2. The front door lock broke. There was one member of the batcave, in the batcave, the other memeber of the batcave was outside the batcave, had to scale some walls, crawl through a window, was made to look like a criminal.
Comparison: African houses are made of mud and twigs and don't have doors. Or locks for that matter.
3. Asked someone if they could make our blog into a great book
Comparison: Africans don't have blogs worth reading.
(You will notice we are comparing alot to the Africans, this is due to the fact we are trying to be less racist to the asian community. Its a life goal).
Ok, thats enough of this garbage. Hangovers suck.
COMING SOON: What we think chicks like...in full graphic detail
Just sitting here, in the Batcave, loving life, as per usual, thinking of maneuvers of how to make our way into seniroitas pantalonas and what do we see our our massive television? A movie that we must review, sad days for us, but as it states in our By-Laws, if there is a movie to be reviewed, then we must review it
Movie: Reel Steel
Starring: Hugh Jackman, the hot chick from lost (Kate), [There were other hot ones in the show, the one who dated Sawyer i was particularly in Love with, but she's not in this movie], some robots
Plot: Hugh Jackman wishes he was a robot, so he gets super buff and has a fling with Kate from Lost. Theres some robots doing things/boxing, some dramatic music and a workshop.
What we think: Poor mans transformers.
Score: 5 bats out of 10 bats
Now to more important business, our life goals. Honestly, we may have fibbed when we said we would accomplish these goals (see the 6th blog in the series) in any period of time, let a lone a week! the only thing we have done is listen to sweet tunes, in particular Toto - Africa. No chicks have been here. There has been some dating with escorts though, and we are definately scouring the depths of humanity in search of candidates for love, but alas our endevours always seem to be thwarted by the devils nector a.k.a Beer. Too many beers. The excessive amounts of fun that exude from our bodies when we drink is just too much for the lady folk, who just seem to regret having to look at us. We'll get them though, as the Batcave is now vacuumed and looking less like a cave, and more like a vacuumed cave. Chicks love that
First World Problems
Heres a list of First World Problems that have affected us this week:
1.Hot Water went out for 3 days, We were cold.
Comparison: Its too hot in Africa and they get too hot.
2. The front door lock broke. There was one member of the batcave, in the batcave, the other memeber of the batcave was outside the batcave, had to scale some walls, crawl through a window, was made to look like a criminal.
Comparison: African houses are made of mud and twigs and don't have doors. Or locks for that matter.
3. Asked someone if they could make our blog into a great book
Comparison: Africans don't have blogs worth reading.
(You will notice we are comparing alot to the Africans, this is due to the fact we are trying to be less racist to the asian community. Its a life goal).
Ok, thats enough of this garbage. Hangovers suck.
COMING SOON: What we think chicks like...in full graphic detail
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