Thursday, 6 October 2011

Chapter 8: The World's Our Oyster

Evening all,

The Batcave has been winning like Charlie Sheen with a prossy bailed up in his bathroom, today. We are so happy we thought we would share with you all. And then we will review the hell out of some things that we have encountered over the past period of time since the last of our glorious blogs. Firstly though, the winning ways started when one of the members of the Batcave graduated from his University degree. Then the Telstra bill was obliterated because they were trying to be all sneaky and we were like, whaaaaaat? So we had our bill slashed. Then when we were going to dinner at our fav restaurant, the Stoned Crow, we didnt have to wait for the little green man at all. Then we had a delicious meal, $12, Bargain. Then when we were coming home we caught the little green man without waiting, and then we watched Chuck. Our fav show here at the Batcave right now.

Phew, now that you have got over the adrenalin rush of our evening, it's time to review some things. We havent really caught many movie trailers of late on the TV, so we have taken our hand at reviewing other things.

Review #1 Wrapido, Crows Nest
This sneaky little cafe had us hooked with its menu, which said "Breakfast" and it was 11:30am. The meals were good, the Berry Frapps were off the chain!!! and the chick who served us was super nice and had mad waitressing skills. Plus we told her to read this, so I hope she did. It was a public holiday, so the prices were rat jacked a little, but we were hungover so we could not have cared less.
Would we go there again: I think its pretty inevitable that we will be hungover again.

Review #2 New Orleans Cafe, Crows Nest
This place had good bubbaganoosh or some Mississippi crap like that. The corn bread is worth mentioning as it was delicious to the power of N, and the chicks up there doin the old serving job to the customers were super hot, plus they had some sweet tunes. The only fail is that at 11:30am, they stop serving breakfast. So if you get there at 11:31am, like we did, hit the road if you want breakfast.
Would we go there again: Chicks are hot, yes

Review #3 Stoned Crow, Crows Nest
The old local that has this Red Beer and good vibes. It is pretty yuppie, but so are we. We are there at
least twice a week, everyone is friendly and the food is worth the minimal amount of money that is exchanged for said food. Its just good, do it.
Would we go there again: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Review #4 The Three Musketeers
Starring: Legloas from Lord of the Rings, the 5th Element, Couple of other historical looking dudes, The Goodyear blimp, some kid with an attitude problem (Gen Y), Hans Lander
Plot: This documentary tells the stories how 3 dudes with fencing swords destroy and army that has blimps. There is a kid they are trying to train cos they are so pompous nobody else will put up with their garbage. Legolas grows a seedy moe to win a contest and Milla Jovavich or however you spell it does some sweet Kung Fu moves.
What we think: Looks lame, if you are 14 you should go see it, and also stop reading this blog.
Score: 5 Coins out of a bag of silver.

And what would this blog be without a sneaky youtube clip. If anyone has seen Eastbound and Down you will know Kenny Powers is a legend, and his association with K Swiss is even more legendary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_9Yxr0blo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vStCabn7He0

Ok y'all thats enough for this installment, tell all you loved ones about this. we have got over 1000 hits, which we find slightly bewildering, but none the less we are superstars of the blogging community.

Ouuuuut


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