Greetings,
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The cherry has been popped!!! One of the prestigious members of the Batcave has done it!!! Literally, and metaphorically. Sir Edmond Hilary scaling Everest, pffffffffft. Harry Potter beating Voldemort pffffffffft. Being able to grocery shop without psyching up before hand pffffffft. These feats do not even begin to compare with the monumental achievement completed last night. She was hot, she seemed nice, plus she liked magic, and she doesn't know about this blog. Good times.
Not much more needs to be said really, but as we are in the depths of another terrible hangover we might as well make hay while the sunshines and uses the creative juices flowing throw our super awesome brains. There hasn't really been any movie trailers that we've seen on the TV, so we will review some other stuff instead.
Review #1 The Wombats Gig
The Batcave and its entourage of Party Criminals ventured outside into the dark of night to attend what only can be described as a lovely low key evening spent with friends. What really happened? We got super blind, jumped heaps and then went to bed. This gig was off the chain!!! There were super hot sweet marys roaming around with their super cool attitudes and nice attire, on a downer most of the them were gaol bait, and we had to keep a close eye on one of the Party Criminals...........just kidding, we are all legit. Faker, what a bunch of noobs. They have one song, thats not even that good, but the filled in their allotted time by running across stage and generally thinking highly of themselves. We didnt rate them as highly, 1 star out of the Milky Way.
The Wombats came on and blew our minds with sweet tunes til we finished up sweaty heaps of human and walked outside into the rain. Quite good considering we were hot. Then we started the reactor!! There was love, spilt drinks, slips and trips, yelling, the Crowie, Midget dancing, alot of Sneaking about and general misbehaviour. It was good times. Wombats get a perfect score of 15/15 buttons and a purple heart cos they wounded our hearts.
Review #2 The Crowie
What a hell hole. Even though this is the fine establishment that the beforementioned sweet Mary was found, it gets a serious dis for not letting us in first off, making us walk down the hill to get a different shirt on, then go back, literally 8minutes later, and they let us in without a fuss. Whats the deal crowie?? What is the deal?
Review #3 The colour of the walls in the Batcave
Kind of a creamy yellow colour, not that fussed on it to be honest. Doesnt match our cool couch or dining room table. 6 Balloons out of the Colour Red.
Anyway, thatll do, I've lost interest in writing this and more interest in having a nap. So please keep an eye on the internet, when you're all not looking at porn (we're onto you) and wait patiently for new updates
In the interest of trying to get the most out of the blogging industry and get as many hits as possible, the below list is the most searched in google on the 14th of October. Hopefully this trick will work a treat and fool the unsuspecting humans of planet earth into reading the blog, and therefore appreciating our lives and Batcave.
Rick Ross, Make your mark, midnight madness, ira, zack grienke, ford evos, hilary duff pregnant and the skin i live in.
Also, heres some other ones, just for good measure
The Hindenberg, X-Box games, Free Nude Chicks, The Notebook
Right, Ouuuuuut
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