Howdy friendos,
Lucky you!! Its bloggin time......Heres some sweet reviews from the past week of our lives. Im pretty sure this is what our blogs have come to, cos unless we are on the piss there are no real stories, or actual enthusiasm in creating these wonderful online memoirs.
Review #1 Sam Simmons Stand Up
Having to travel to Marrickville and get out of the car is never a pleasant experience for anyone, but in order to see Sam Simmons' stand-up show, thats exactly what we had to do. Whilst Marrickville is close to the airport, or at least underneath a flight path, it is a hell hole where pubs don't have bistros and illegal immigrants can start up mechanical businesses willy-nilly. Anyway, we made it, Thank the Jesus, and here is our review of his show:
Walking in we were greeted by a rather pleasant outdoor setting equipped with a bar. It was just unfortunate said bar was filled with some kind of German wish wash, that tasted like water, and allegedly had 3 ingredients, and no, love was not one of them. First World Problem. Anyway we loitered around that area with the other patrons until some dude with too much power let us in. There we sat for approximately 7 minutes listening to some sweet tunes including some Christmas classics, waiting for the headline act. And then old sambo arrived on stage dressed up to the nines, foggin up his space helmet.
Welcome to random town! Population Sam Simmons. The next hour was a mind fuck of a good time, including the use of various props, food articles, dickwads named Nathan and the voice overs from sweet chicks. One of the sweet chicks was Steph Hughes from JJJ, she wore a raincoat. She had inside knowledge that some poor dickwad (Nathan) was going to get wet and she didn't want none of that action. Anyway, he sweated up there for an hour being funny, and everyone laughed.
What did we think: It was Fucking funny. Like funnier than watching a baby on a train. Totally random, and thats what kept it interesting. Also his stupid looking face.
Score: 16 laughter bombs out of 20 laughter bombs.
Review #2 The Cup
Starring: Stephen Curry, Dan McPherson, a bunch of other home doggers from Neighbours and Home and Away, Brendan Gleeson
What Happens: The Cup is based on the race that Stops the Nation, The Melbourne Cup, The Kentucky Derby, The Saudi Arabian Sand Fly Olympics, pick one. Basically what happens is one of the jockeys/midgets falls off a horse that was shot by a sniper and the story revolves around how people who break their neck can still be jockeys/midgets and race in the Melbourne Cup with a neck brace and a can do attitude.
What we think: Keep your money and wait for the Melbourne Cup, it'll be more exciting and you have the chance to actually win some money rather than definately losing your money going to watch this.
Score: 6 lengths out of a Country Mile
Boooooom!! Take those knowledge bombs. When we do more fun stuff we will write more garbage. And thats a scientific fact.
Batcave, Ouuuuuut
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