Snow White and 7 Dwarves

Hello Amigos,

Just sitting here, in the Batcave, loving life, as per usual, thinking of maneuvers of how to make our way into seniroitas pantalonas and what do we see our our massive television? A movie that we must review, sad days for us, but as it states in our By-Laws, if there is a movie to be reviewed, then we must review it

Movie: Reel Steel
Starring: Hugh Jackman, the hot chick from lost (Kate), [There were other hot ones in the show, the one who dated Sawyer i was particularly in Love with, but she's not in this movie], some robots
Plot: Hugh Jackman wishes he was a robot, so he gets super buff and has a fling with Kate from Lost. Theres some robots doing things/boxing, some dramatic music and a workshop.
What we think: Poor mans transformers.
Score: 5 bats out of 10 bats

Now to more important business, our life goals. Honestly, we may have fibbed when we said we would accomplish these goals (see the 6th blog in the series) in any period of time, let a lone a week! the only thing we have done is listen to sweet tunes, in particular Toto - Africa. No chicks have been here. There has been some dating with escorts though, and we are definately scouring the depths of humanity in search of candidates for love, but alas our endevours always seem to be thwarted by the devils nector a.k.a Beer. Too many beers. The excessive amounts of fun that exude from our bodies when we drink is just too much for the lady folk, who just seem to regret having to look at us. We'll get them though, as the Batcave is now vacuumed and looking less like a cave, and more like a vacuumed cave. Chicks love that

First World Problems
Heres a list of First World Problems that have affected us this week:
1.Hot Water went out for 3 days, We were cold.
Comparison: Its too hot in Africa and they get too hot.

2. The front door lock broke. There was one member of the batcave, in the batcave, the other memeber of the batcave was outside the batcave, had to scale some walls, crawl through a window, was made to look like a criminal.
Comparison: African houses are made of mud and twigs and don't have doors. Or locks for that matter.

3. Asked someone if they could make our blog into a great book
Comparison: Africans don't have blogs worth reading.

(You will notice we are comparing alot to the Africans, this is due to the fact we are trying to be less racist to the asian community. Its a life goal).

Ok, thats enough of this garbage. Hangovers suck.

COMING SOON: What we think chicks like...in full graphic detail