Certified By The Hunting Lodge

Hello Friendos, Hope this blog finds you bored and in need of some quality time filling, especially if you are just finishing up a long haul flight back to the cold of Scunthorpe, or just pottering about in your big Canadian apartment drinking copious amounts of maple syrup.

We have mentioned numerous times that we need a theme, and with the best intentions we made that theme our search for Victorias Secret tickets. But if we wrote about this topic for the next year we'd look like a bunch of total creeps and when/if we don't achieve this lofty goal then the whole year would have been wasted on writing  this stupid literature. So in true Batcave fashion, here is an array of things that have popped into our head since the great Lime fiasco of 2012.

Review: Man on a Ledge
Starring: Sam Worthington, Elizabeth Banks, some punk kid, a ledge
What happens: This the much anticipated sequel to the hugely popular 2008 film Women in a  Hedge, which told the story of a women using a hedge as a decoy to steal millions of dollars in the most secure bank in the World. In this movie, Sam Worthington plays the man on the ledge who has for a variety of reasons, found himself loitering on a ledge. But the main crux of this story, and very similarly to the 2008 movie, is the use of an object as a decoy to steal money. While Sam is on the ledge telling all the people down below the ledge, about the ledge, his punk kid mate is blowing shit up in the background in an attempt to get into the bank to steal the money. Elizabeth Banks plays a lady who is filming a documentary about ledges, and falls in love with Sam, because he has such an expansive knowledge on the history of ledges in that local area.
What we think: Sam Worthington cannot do American accents. Coming up to Oscar season, Hollywood should be busting a nut to make everything totally awesome, or sticking Meryl Streep in every role, but this isn't the real deal, this is popcorn wish-wash. But that's right up their alley, and we aren't pretentious.
Score: A well made Victorian Style Ledge out of an Apartment Building in Downtown New York.

Time to get heaps serious now. We don't do this too often, but much like Shakespeare who used comedy, drama and magic as part of his creative writing stylings, we too must from time to time sway away from our normal hilarious comedic writing and cross the border into the Serious Town. We have been lucky enough to meet a convict who was fortunate enough not to get shipped out here in the first fleet, and due to her outstanding enthusiasm in spruiking this disastrous attempt at informing the masses, we have decided that she gets a super special star of merit. Obviously we can't legally give away her personal details but her name rhymes with Matey Gawly. So what does it mean to achieve this illustrious star of merit? Well now, she can tell everyone in the world that she has achieved it, put the letters DR in front of her name on all legal documentation and also free coffees at Starbucks. So well done, and if anyone else wants these illustrious honours, pick up your games!!!!

Next time, we may possibly have some exclusives from the Land of the Rising Sun, and also we will talk about people we know in Canada who now have a blog which is definately better than this one. But we wonder how this other blog will be able to keep up the impressive start considering that the only material it will cover is,"Gee, it's Cold", "Gee, it's Snowing" and "Gee it's Wayne Gretzky". But we look forward to it none the less.

Till Laterz Skaterz