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Dear loyal Followers,

Once again we are about to blow your minds with cluster bombs of knowledge. We are drawing inspiration from our new Publicity manager. He has already put his nose to the grindstone and is out there wooing chicks with his charisma and natural non-ADHD charms. He actually recored a video resume which also won him massive amounts of brownie points!! It can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEuJ3dLLYco&feature=share

Now, down to the good stuff!!! The hot topics that are confronting our world at the moment:

1. First World Problems

I have to admit, we here at the batcave, along with most humans on planet earth, have an abundance of problems, mainly being First World Problems. You hear about droughts, tsunamis, earthquakes and other natural disasters which, lets face it, are nothing in comparison to the ordeals we face every single day of our lives. Below are just some of the problems that we face, which are waaaaaay worse than 3rd world problems.

Problem: "Can't go out tonight, the power died and I can't straighten my hair"
Comparison: Horn of Africa has no water

Problem: "I ate too much food and now have to have a power spew"
Comparison: Horn of Africa has no food

Problem: "There is nothing on tv, I'm going to bed"
Comparison: Horn of Africa has no tv, nor beds

Problem: "Its too cooooooold, i can't find my jumper"
Comparison: Horn of Africa is too hot

Problem: "My internet is slow, and i can't download sweet tunes"
Comparison: Horn of Africas goats died due to hotness, no water, no food and no beds

Problem: "I'm hungover and can't be bothered driving 2kms to Maccas"
Comparison" Horn of Africa doesnt have maccas

So there is just a few of examples of how tough we all really have it, I don't know how we even live!!!!


2. The Wallabies and Aussie Cricket team

What's goin on here? The irish? the mob who all started dying in the 19th Century because they couldnt work out there was other food in the world besides potatoes, have destoyed us!!! We are usually fully behind our national teams, you know, until they lose, but this is different!!! They didnt even look like winning, and now, old Webb Ellis doesnt look liek coming back to our shores. Outrage!!!! and another 1st world problem.

The aussie cricketers just need warney and glen mcgrath back and we'll be fine. Warney will need to get back on the baked beans and pizzas so all we need to do is break him and Liz Hurley up. (Liz Hurley is more than welcomed at the batcave anytime). Ideas are needed for how we can break them up, im just assuming that we tell some english rag that liz is dating hugh grant and our problems will be solved. Mike Hussey is going great though, good on him.

3. Grocery Shopping

This next video is what we watch every sunday before we go grocery shopping.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwmOvHGzq1I

This could also work for entertaining lady folk, before you brush your teeth or play college football. At the moment at the bat cave the only one we are coming close to is playing college football for the Gators. Just kidding, our dental hygiene is impeccable, ladies.

Ok, thats all from the bat cave for now. we will be having an evening on entertainment to christen the cave, and as such have set up a registry at David Jones. We need a lamp the most. So whoever gets us that, we will give a shot of tequilla and a handshake.

"We ain't goin no where, we aint going no where, we cant be stopped now cos we're bad boys 4 lyf!!!"

That above quote is from our favourite song at the Bat cave. It's by our main man P.Diddy.

Laterz