More Reviews!!! Hooray. 5.

Howdy y'all

We have our first guest contributing to this gift to the world of literature. Due to the confidentiality agreement enforced here at the batcave, we are unable to identify said guest blogger, but he/she is an outside dweller, who has the distinct privilege of sharing her/his opinion through the Bat channel. This dynamic piece of reviewing will be followed by another movie review based on a trailer.

"Review of Kasabian: Velociraptor
When Kasabian made the bold claim that this album will shoot them to Beetles-worthy stardom, I giggled. I didn't realise they actually thought this was goin to happen. Oh how wrong they were. Being a Kasabian fan, I have watched their slow decline into ballads and self indulgence over the past albums. This new album, is the equivalent of Aldus Snows' "African Child". It is not only detrimental to the African population but the world population in general (for those who bother to waste their money on it anyway).
They named this album "Velociraptor!" but I know for a FACT that if this dinosaur was existent today, they would rip out the gullet of the lead singer and leave the corpse for smaller animals. It wouldn't even bother trying to digest anymore of Kasabians' crap. There is the odd song that has a catchy beat but that is generally ruined by the 'what-rhymes-with-this-word' lyrics. Eg. They hunt for rabbits just like Yosemite Sam. Really? I mean....really? Is this meant to be like Yellow Submarine?
Small tip fellas, when in a recording studio, steer clear of acid and other such hallucinogens.
Dear Kasabian, please go back to the drawing board. Also, no one ever, will be as big as the beetles.
I give Velociraptor 1 bat out of 50 bats."

There you have it, look out Kasabian you pack of muts. We tend to agree with the motions bought forward by the review above, but a harsh 1/50 Bats, is, well, harsh. Anyway, it's not up to us in this instance. The Guest Blogger has spoken!!

Movie Review #3
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Starring:  James Bond, Skinny chick with pale face, Christopher Plummer and a couple of other relatively famous hombres.
Plot: Old mate news reporter has to investigate the murder of some bird in a big house, which happened a while back. He gets help in his investigation from this super chick with tats, nose rings, a Can-Do attitude and the ability to temp sweet chicks into her lair. With a rad backing track, from presumably Trent Reznor, this is a must see movie. It has motorbikes and murder and some lesbian action. All you want in a  film. And more.
What we think: This might actually be worth dragging out the old student card and sneaking in on concession. The books were cool, the Swedish version was cool and from all accounts, this will be raw doggin some randoms. Plus David Fincher can put together a film.
Rating: 9 Bats out of 11 Bats. (Only because the chick is a bit pale sometimes, I guess it is dark over there for 6 months of the year).
For your convenience, this is the link to watch it yourself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgeRXqMu3zc

We will report back from our night out on Saturday with, hopefully, more guest bloggers

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