The end is nigh. Well nigher than last week when we dropped the ultimate bombshell that Le Batcave's days were nearly numbered. Anyway, we were thinking of ways in which we could give an adequate farewell seeing as though we have left a remarkable impression on not only the blogging community of Planet Earth, but also the internet as a whole. In true Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson style, we have created the ultimate bucket list (on a budget). Our Bucket List will be the best way to farewell our man pad which was home (for short periods of time) to numerous babes. We are known for our outlandish list making, and the end of our supremacy will be no different.
Bucket List
- Get way more Babes to come back to our mouldy hellhole.We realise that publicly calling our Man hut a mouldy hell hole will not really entice many awesome babes, we rely on the fact that their are some total sickos out there.
- Go to a places we have not been within a 200m radius. These include Foxtrot, that other place, and those other two places.
- Get a Victoria's Secret Model to acknowledge us on Facebook, or Twitter. We aren't actually on Facebook, so our best bet is Twitter. Rather than hassling them for tickets, we'll just shoot for a hello and a picture of their boobs.
- Review more things that mean nothing. Stay posted over the coming weeks for non-stop reviewing of not only movies but food, washing machines, the Weather and locations, names and other things that we think of when we are hungover.
We better not set too many goals, because that will draw us closer to failure. Which is not an option!!!
In other news, the Crowie will hold what will be the least impressive gathering of minds since the 2011 Nobel Prize, this Saturday. We will endevour to take incriminating photos of all party guests and then post them on this blog, as a WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!
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