As you all know, you find things in the last place where you look. Whoever left their dildo/vibrator on the railway track is going to have a hell of a time, firstly, remembering where they put it, and then retrieving it. We were in Blacktown, so the suspects of whom has committed this horrific crime, are pretty much narrowed down to anyone who was lined up outside Centrelink this morning.
So kids, if in some sort of fit of passion you decide to thrust your vibrator skywards in glee, make sure you aren't standing next to a railway line, or better yet, laying in the railway line.
You may have noticed there is a lot of Blacktown bashing going on, and this will continue until such a time as work no longer needs to be carried out there.
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