Urgent and Horrifying News Story

The Batcave is ending.

The reign of terror is coming to a halt as one of the members is turning back to his Mexican heritage. As such, this begins the countdown to the "End of Days". And luckily as well because we are running out of things to write about.

Anyway, we don't want to dwell on this devastating news for too long, so we will move right ahead into more outstanding blogging. Mainly pictures this time because our creative juices are not flowing, mainly due to the fact we are not incredibly hungover this Saturday (Shocking, we know).


Side Salads in Penrith

$3 well spent..................

Irate Cab Drivers

Cab Drivers are a funny bunch. They are either happy, or genuinely frustrated with how their lives have panned out (thus why they are driving cabs). Last night we had a very pleasurable experience with one of those cab drivers that is entirely ecstatic with the way his life has panned.

After enjoying a delicious meal of Thai food, we hopped in a cab to take us back to an unidentifiable location  outside the general area of the Batcave. The cab driver did not speak a word the whole time, which to be honest, was fine, because we were tired and the usual small talk encountered would have just been depressing. Anyway the real action started when the it was time to pay the moolah. This experience will be summarised in point form:

• The fare was $33.50, we only had a $50, the cab driver (in customer service) had no change. He asks if we could pay by card because he doesn't have the change so we agree to pay via card.
• Paying by card means we pay an extra 10%. This is total bullshit. Why should we have to pay extra because the cab driver hasn't got the right change? We ask him this. This is when he goes from passive driver to totally angry man. 
• Angry Man is now yelling at us to pay the extra money because the machine that makes the transaction is not his. We say we aren't paying the extra. He starts demanding. Anyway, at this stage, our travel companion has swaggered back to the cab and has now instigated a verbal war with Angry Man. This results in Angry Man getting angrier.
• Eventually, through our powers of passive persuasion we talk him into giving us $20 change. Which means he lost $3. But the best thing that come out of this guys mouth was this. When yelling at our lady colleague,"Shut-up you stupid Woman". 
• Now, we try and remain tolerant of idiots and people who think they know more than us. But this guy was the biggest, angriest idiot we have ever met. But his judgement of women is ridiculous. We are all about the babes, we wonder what he would have called the Victoria's Secret models? He has probably never even watched any of the runway specials, and for that, he should be deported with his angry attitude.

We won't get all racial, but we are pretty sure that guys name was Angry Aladdin.  

And that is rant complete.