We love Game of Thrones. Mainly because it has a heap of boobs, clunge and murder involved in it, but sometimes we just appreciate the characters involved. For you consideration we have prepared a summary of the main players as it gets a little confusing trying to keep up with what's going on. We won't do every character as that would literally take us an hour to write, and let's face it, we could not be bothered.
Intro: Daaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaa dadadummmmmmmmmmmmm da dadadummmmmmmmmmmm
Sersei Lannister: You'd do her, but unfortunately she only has sex with her close family members. Not to mention she is an absolute bitch. You'd do her though.
Tyrion Lannister: Imp. Hilarious and bangs heaps of prossies.
Jaqen: Deadset Legend. Murders at the drop of a hat. Very handy to have around.
Danerys Targarean: You'll hear alot of "Where are my Dragons!?!?!". She got her kit off a fair bit in the first season, but unfortunately due to her now being ridiculously in love with her dragons she doesn't even show side boob. She is really whiny about her dragons.
Joffrey: What a little fucksnot!!!!. Everytime you see him on the TV you just want to punch his stupid blonde head. The worst thing is that he is now getting married to the hottest babe in all the land who doesnt mind setting her rack of lamb free, Margery Tyrell.
Ok, we got bored of this, so that's the end of that. If we were on Game of Thrones though we definitely would not be going North of the Wall. It's cold and you can't have any relations with any babes ever!!! And poor Jon Snow has this crazy ranga trying to seduce him. I bet he regrets taking those stupid vows. Plus those white walkers are out there and they are pretty much the worst thing since mould.
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