An Open Letter to Todd

An Open Letter to Todd Thomas

Dear Todd (Fashion Legend),

Over the past year, since we moved into our illustrious LeBatcave we have delved into the highly glamorous world of fashion and in particular, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show's. When we say delved, we watched the 05'-11' Fashion Shows repeatedly, both hungover and sober. Obviously, as two stunningly handsome (debatable) heterosexual males, we were mostly interested in who was wearing the clothes, or there lack of, rather than the actual fashion. As time went on, we realised that we became interested in the clothing that these beautiful models wore. And that's where you come in. Todd, not only do you have the greatest job on earth, way better than a Dolphin Trainer at Seaworld, but also, you are very good at what you do. I mean, that haircut and horn-rimmed glasses combo really sets the mood for the models. But we digress, and here's the crux of our open letter. Can we be your apprentices? We realise that we have no real knowledge or experience of the fashion world, but we think that we are pretty great at most things in life, and designing clothes wouldn't be too much of a stretch. Under your guidance anyway. Whilst we might not fully comprehend fashion, we definately know whats hot and what's not. Hot: Anything you designed, Todd, Not: Any of these things. We don't mean to blow smoke up your Arse, so to speak, but we really are fans of your work. After your silver screen stints in Victoria's Secret 10'-11' Fashion Show's we finally found the upstanding Gentlemen that we could entrust in helping us (Two simple guys from the Land Down Under) achieve the lofty goals of experiencing the glitz and glamour of a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

And as our mothers have always told us "You can always trust a guy with Two first names"

If you would like us to send through any of our designs, let us know. We are more than willing to show you we are not only really efficient at the English Language, but also with MS Paint and drawing lines. Sewing may be a slight issue. There was this sock bunny we had to sew back in high school and.................that's a story for another day.

Kind Regards,

Your LeBatcave Team.

P.S: Can you send us some tickets anyway?
P.P.S: If the tickets don't work out, we could totally carry your coffee and provide light-hearted entertainment for everyone.
P.P.P.S: When we say we could provide light-hearted entertainment we mean we could sit in the corner, not offend anyone and drink champagne.