TomKat...noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

With the dramatic Grand Finale of the much loved and truly appreciated LeBatcave blog creeping up on everyone ever so quickly, we'd like to now take the chance to review the absolute living shit out of a couple of things (which haven't been determined as yet as we enter into the body of the text). The End of Days draws nearer much the same as in the Movie Classic "End of Days" starring big Arnie, but unlike Arnie we are not doomed with a pending Apocalypse, or the return of Jesus, or whatever happened in that movie but more so the fact that the internet will have a little less grace and humility once we stop writing these blogs. So here are a few reviews, and other things that have interested our tiny little brains.

The End of TomKat
Well, what a drama. The most loved couple in all of the 15 realms of L.Ron Hubbard's classic fictional tale, Scientology, have parted ways. This is probably the only thing that has made any kind of sense in the past 10 years. Personally, we think it's a little coincidental that the carbon tax was introduced the same day as they split. We smell a rat. But now the planet must turn to poor little Suri who is without her midget father and now has to hang out with her mother, who peaked in about 2001. If you'd like to know how she is feeling, we'd suggest you visit her personal blog Suri's Burn Book. Little is known about why they split, but there has been rumour circulating (possibly starting right here) that Katie was not fond of Tom's inability to reach the top shelf at the supermarket, and also his fantasies of becoming one of Snow White's Seven Dwarves. We find this absurd as he has no trade and would never survive in a coal mine.

Review What to Expect When Your'e Expecting
Starring: Maybe Chris Rock, Maybe other actors?
What Happens: This is a documentary of how easy women have it in the world. These power women make their husbands quit their jobs so that they can go back to work and have meetings about how they can be mad at all the men in the world for no reason. The film follows a few fathers as they potter around the park wiping their children's noses whilst trying to remember their child's name and also how they got into this predicament (not on the pill, is the obvious answer). The women then come home and demand dinner whilst the poor father is trying to look after the dinner and the baby!!! Chris Rock's spirit has been taken away as he breaks into tears and the the film ends.
What we think: To be total honest we never even seen the trailer for this one, we heard someone talking about it and then decided the best way to proceed would be to provoke the feminist quarter of the internet. Calm down ladies, put your bras back on.
Score: "10 Happy Feminists" out of "We've ever actually met one of them let alone 10"

Review MUMU

It's good, go eat there. MUMU. We did and it was delicious. But take your mortgage broker with you as your hip pocket may be taking a battering at the end. Obviously, this money concerns do not trouble us as we reap the financial rewards from writing this garbage.

Review WAQU

It's also good. Potato soup in a martini glass? ahhhhh yes thanks. It is set menu, awesome food, and really nice people explaining what you are eating whilst you sit there and try to figure it out yourself. Often the thing you thought was soem kind of meat was actually some kind of pickled fruit. If you are looking to impress the ladies, as we often are, we suggest you check it out. WAQU

Geez this has been a long one. So we'll end it here whilst we scoot off to drive high spped cars around race tracks.......................on the PS3.

Later y'all.