So we thought we'd go through some of the memories that we created whilst we stayed here, in point form of course. Don't worry we are far too lazy to go through every single adventure, and just keep in mind 83% of our time was spent either at work, hungover or playing Gran Tourismo on a Friday night. We've changed.
Things we will remember, and you should too
- Bavarian Beer Cafe: We walked in, sat down at a table reserved for people ordering food. We told, Viv, our sexy waitress that we would order food but was just waiting on a couple of people. We never ordered any food. 4.5 Litres and 6 hours later it was Spewfest 2011. We tryed to get Viv to come to the Batcave by giving her a massive tip, a flower picked from a pot plant we found and our business cards, but she never came back :-(
- Ramjet's Bucks Show: If any of you have been to a buck show, you'll know what we're on a bout here. We can't go into any kind of detail about the events that went down, due to Bro-code restrictions, but we can tell you the weekend ended in a full beer bottle being answered rather than a telephone resulting in a bed full of beer.
- The night City Lemsipper came to party: This can be read about in a post from earlier in the year entitled "When Sex Offenders strike at 2am". We give him hell for this, but honestly, props to that guy. It will live long in the hallowed walls of LeBatcave(Mainly because of the scuff marks on the walls of LeBatcave).
- Batcave Launch Party: Our poor kitchen. Our poor, poor kitchen. The amount of martini or whatever the hell it was on the ground was larger than the Hoover Dam in America. It was also the first time the N Jaffas were brought out in public and it's safe to say they went down an absolute treat.
- Batcave-a-Palooza: We had this at the Crowie due to the fact our place was like Hiroshima a day after they dropped that big dirty bomb on it. Everyone got a free drink, which we hooked up cos we are just great guys. But then the bouncers caught on that we were having fun and started randomly punting people. Good work bouncers, we love you guys heaps (Fucking Not).
Things we may remember, and you don't have to
- Arctic Monkeys. Fringe Monkey spilling not one, but two drinks, and then his little misso pagging up and getting the boot. It was fun though.
- Foo Fighters at SFS. Getting tickets off the biggest seeds in Sydney
- Anytime Coffee Black and Fringe Monkey stayed over chaos ensued. Stealing people's I.D cards from the Crowie, eating our leftover roasts, having really weird haircuts that they are going to look back on when they're older and think, What was I thinking......I must have been a batty boy!!! It also made us realise that we are old gronks and can't party like we used to, even though we try hard.
- The Wombats. Fun times. Drinks were spilt, 16year olds were hooked up with (nice one Zippy). Once again the Crowie bouncers were Gronkbags and wouldn't let us in. We fooled them though by changing our shirts and going back up. We are so smart.
Things we don't remember
- Anything that happened after we had N Jaffas.
Ok, that's it. The end of an era. On this Black Friday we bid you farewell. The back Catalogue will be available on Amazon for $2.50 per blog, which makes us think, why didn't we write 1 million updates.
So from us, Good Bye. may your wildest dreams come true, and "Where are my Dragons?!!!!!!"
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