Good Afternoon.
"The Kony kids are lucky they don't have to watch the apprentice" - Guest
Jessica Simpson has had a baby girl named MAXWELL. Yes, you read correctly, her girl has a boys name that hasn't be used since the creation of lovable Agent 86, Maxwell Smart. This doesn't really phase us, because we really don't care about Jessica Simpson or her southern accent. Our problem emanates from what happened during the course of her 15 month pregnancy. She had artistic nudes taken. Whilst this may not concern most of you, we are concerned for the children, and in this case MAXWELL. MAXWELL has to grow up at some point and the poor dear is going to have to see photos of her naked pregnant mother. The one saving grace is that the photograph is photo shopped to the nines which makes up for Jessica looking like a disheveled, overfed Banshee. The images are just too graphic to put up on this blog site.
On the other hand, Alessandra is pregnant. She can get away with her artistic nudes because she is a total babe. Cudos to whoever manged to get her in the sack and then wnt one step further and subbed her pill out for tic tacs.
Movie Review
The 5 Year Engagement
Starring: Emily Blunt, Jason Segal
What happens: As the title suggests, this film revolves around the the two main stars being engaged for a period of 5 years, and it is quite a hoot. The film is actually a 5 hour masterpiece where each year of their engagement is given an hour to formulate the appropriate plot lines. It basically follows that they are first off in love, then they movie to some snow covered area, possibly Canada. This is where the trouble starts when Segal's character falls hopelessly in love with Blunt's Mother and Grandmother, and Blunt's character must turn to hunting bears in the wilderness. For the two years following they both travel there seperate paths, Blunt being a Big Game hunter in the wild safaris of Africa and Segal just follows Blunt's Grandma around hoping to catch a glimpse of her saggy granny cans. The film then meanders through dialogue until the two are back together.
What we Think: Jason Segal is hilarious for a 6ft 4inch monster. Emily Blunt is a total babe. It looks alright, take your girlfriends, or if you are wooing a babe, take her after a delicious meal
Score: 3 years of engagement out of a 12 year marriage followed by divorce
And yes, we are back to rating randomly, bugger frothing and we've had too many bad experiences with spew lately to even consider that
Ok, later homies
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