Starring: Kids and Woody Harrelson
What Happens: You heard it here first, Hunger Games will be bigger than Harry Potter and a box full of vampires combined!! It tells the story of a girl who is good at archery and she has to go to the Olympics because she is so good. It's set around the time just before Robin Hood made it big in the archery world. Anyway because it is the Ancient Olympics archery is basically murdering people. But they don't put archers against archers, they put them against kids that are good at throwing rocks, and also children with the healing power of laughter. It all comes together after a whole movie of training videos to show a battle to the death. The winner gets to eat a roast dinner. Thus Hunger Games. Also the best part is that they are all children, so they are still limber and can run really fast.
What we think: If we could go to Hogwarts we would, If we could be as pasty as that kid from Twilight, well we wouldn't be, but according to E! News he goes alright with the babes, so in the end we would be vampires. Would we want to kill people for a roast dinner? Arrrrgghhh, where do we sign up? Unfortunately age restrictions might put a stopper on our plans
Score: 16 Bullseye's out of A Box Full of Vampires
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