Well it's March. We've been writing this blog for 7 months now, and we have 6 followers. I also know for a fact that these followers don't really keep updated on the going ons, so who the heck are these 2800 people who have visited this blog? Let me inform you, its SPAM. Unless 678 people from russia have learnt some English and regularly tune in for, just, such a great read, then it is SPAM. I wonder how the link was formed between Spiced Ham, and rubbish in your inbox. I bet the producers of SPAM had something to do with it, I mean free coverage and all. Who eats SPAM though, we don't know...
Anyway, back to out plight, we write this absolutely glorious works of art all the time, and it's hard, our fingers are really sore from writing them, so tell your friends, and celebrities. If we get a celebrity on board then we will definately become famous. And then we can retire to a glorious boat, possibly buy the Chelsea Football Club and make them play for match payments. We don't even go for Chelsea, but they need to sort their lives out.
Here's some things that happened since last time:
- We are in the Foo Fighters film clip, see if you can spot us http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDVAQI-4lto&ob=av2e
- Davy Jones died. He had a heart attack cos he remembered how much trim he scored when he was in the Monkees.
- We found out Mike Whitney, the star of our recent post, is in fact a man who prefers the company of men. On looking back, it was quite obvious to suspect this, I mean come on, he's left handed.
- We found out we had bad grammar, at least we contribute to society.
And that's all she wrote sports fans, just a quick little update to get you through 2 minutes of your lives. When we come up with more ground-breaking ideas you will be the first to know. In particular, there may or may not be a childrens book on the way. we don't want to give to much away in terms of a plot, but there might be a duck and he might be fighting Nazi's. But that's just a rumour.
Later Friends
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