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This dude is a Total Gronk

We don't do this often, or at all really, but here's a community service announcement. The guy above, who looks like he could have been out of the cult classic Cool Runnings, steals kids. Not baby goats, little Humans. And as such we are jumping on the Kony 2012 Bandwagon. Obviously by sponsoring this blog, Kony has made at least one correct decision in his life. 

As an added bonus to the seriousness, here's some more serious stuff.

Review: Bat Cave Launch Party 03/02/2012 

Where: The residence formerly known as "The Bat Cave"

What happened: Well, the dreary night outside meant that the partay had to be confined to the insides of the cave. We cooked our guests a delicious meal of sausages and salad, which they asked for more of. Some of our guests, we won't name names, took it upon themselves to create a creek in our kitchen which was mainly made up of Martini and mud, whilst others just sat around drinking Lemsip (Lemsip city slickers). The bath tub was filled with ice, which costed a freaking bomb, we should have just filled the washing machine, and then the Captain Morgans/ Sailor Jerry came out and that was the beginning of the end. Well the end of a civilized quiet drinks with friends anyway. There was smashed glasses, mud trekked through the place, a smell of liquor and an inability to do up ones shoelaces. All roads lead to the Crowie, but unfortunately for one of us, the Crowie was just one step too far as an immediate denial of entry took place, and not even a bribe of $2.25 could fix that.

Score: As far as parties go, it was OK. Just quiet drinks with friends. Nothing of value was broken, only our spirits. The mess was certified A-Grade, as the place looked like there had been some sort of wild animal sacrifice ritual. Most of the party criminals we invited showed up, I say most, some had to go to weddings....apparently to watch a Rootfest go down when they were supposed to just kiss. I don't really know Jesus, but if that went down in our house, we would not be happy campers!! Or would we........There were no celebrities so we get minus 1 point for that, and there were no strippers so minus 1 billion points for that, but we heard someone laugh at one stage, so we'll take that as we are hilarious and excellent party hosts and give ourselves 1 billion and 1 point. So the final Score is 1 Batcave Launch Party out of It's Never Happening Again.

And that concludes another outstanding edition of our fine writings. Once again, a reminder to stay tuned for our children's book about ducks. It'll be great.