Beef

Here's our beef with this stupid movie, Batman & Robin.

Alfred is 107. Alfred's niece, Alicia Silverstone is 20. Assuming Alfred's Mother (who would be around the age of 177 if she didn't die of the common cold) gave birth to Alfred sister within a plausible time frame of 10 years, Alicia Silverstone's Mum would have given birth to Alicia Silverstone at the age of 97!! or 117 if she was Alfred's elder sister.

Here's our beef with old people:

We think the dawn of the social media generation has warped all the minds of the Baby Boomers who keep claiming that they weren't like that when they were growing up. Facebook has made all these oldies catch Alzheimer's and forget what they did as children. It's unfortunate that the social commentators and politicians were massive nerdburgers and didn't get invited to cool parties, because then, they'd be all about the parties. We are all about the parties, unfortunately we cannot host a party in a room that can house 11 people. Imagine if 2000 showed up! We would run out of punch.